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  2. ririmon:

    gdi magikarp

    (via leahltercation)

     

  3. danteogodofsoup:

    Excellent storytelling

    (Source: exclusivelylouisck, via timothydelaghetto)

     

  4. timothydelaghetto:

    Wtf that shit was BEAUTIFUL!!! Wooow

    (Source: soratane)

     

  5. jkimisyellow:

    pageturnersblog:

    Harry Potter Wedding

    SHUT. UP.

    (Source: carasweetheart, via tubbyivy)

     

  6. NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Woah.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via epic-humor)

     

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  8. qonorrhea:

    raspberryripples:

    This scares me.

    but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

    (Source: likeafieldmouse, via leahltercation)

     

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  10. ceshira:

    So what do you say?

    If you are wondering what her answer is:

    image

    She was going to ask anyways.

    (via int3rr0bang)